don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
fuck flying cars, guys
"why didn’t you do your homework?"
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made